• Me: I'm going to bed. Wake me up when hockey season begins.
  • Dad: ...
  • Dad: ...
  • Dad: She's definitely my daughter.

Tags: Hockey

reshiramen:

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

Speak for yourself

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via sexuallyambiguousnerd)

montressorberks:

enchantedlydisney:

"Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it."

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

OKAY FIRST IF ALL HOW DARE YOU

(Source: allrnate, via sammyinhalloweentown)

aubreygram:

sometimes i think about that story of tavares going to a party with kadri and kadri was smoking pot while tavares sat in the corner with his shirt over his face so he wouldn’t accidentally breathe anything in

(via longlivehockey)

Tags: Hockey

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via gogogadgetgaladriel)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via gogogadgetgaladriel)

themerrymaidenofasgard:

askash101:

Reblog if you’re the gay sibling.

I came out to my family about a year before my sister did and my dad was like “HOW CAN YOU BOTH BE GAY” and my sister just said “have you seen girls”

(via gogogadgetgaladriel)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via tyleroakley)